Down with the "Pro"
- February 17, 2008 - 7:22am
- Mood: Tired
- Playing: Counter-Strike
- Watching: Law and Order
- Listening: Chiodos
- Drinking: Bawls *in a can*
- Eating: Pop-Tart
So, last night, was our school's LAN party. I had to go since I am an officer in STLP (Student Technology Leadership Program). Our past couple of LANs sucked because there was only about 40 people there. But, this one was different! There was nearly 70 people!
Anywho, along to the point. After we got set up, a friend of mine was forced to bring his little sister to the LAN. When she arrived she was bragging how she is apart of CAL-I with a team called Cronic or Kronic (not sure which spelling). Of course, the ass I am, I called her a bullshitting liar. Since there IS an age limit on CAL-I. She kept saying that she seriously is a paid gamer that is sponsored and everything.
Since I was enthralled by maybe playing with pros again (WSVG and few CAL-M+ seasons on my belt), I told her out and said, "Right here, right now. 1v1 de_inferno CAL rules."
She started laughing manically saying how there is no way in hell that I could win. With my ego shot down, we started. I started up the server and joined the T's while she joined CT's.
Before we made it official for the 1v1, I said its going to be 15-15 CAL rules switch after 15 to other team. Of course, her first mistake was saying, "CAL is 20-20 dumb fuck."
I nearly wanted to kill her right then. We started the match, and I bought my USP flash nade combo. I went up mid and stood next to the ladder waiting for her to pop up. I neglected looking towards banana since well... I hate going down banana. But, alas, she was there and she started shooting at me. She only hit me once in the foot. The moment I got shot, I did a quick 90 degree turn and 3 shots: Chest, Arm, and Head.
So far so good, 1-0 with 15 more to win. The next round started with me not buying anything cept some Kev & Helment. This time, I decided to wait under the ladder so I couldn't get shot from banana. She jumped out of mid with a nade and flashed me. While flashed, I pulled out my own flash nade and tossed it. Pretty sure I made contact, I rushed forward still flashed. With my luck, she was running directly into a wall shooting at it.
Okay, seriously, if you were pro, you could know how to hide behind a wall instead of running into it while flashed.
I waited a second to catch my breath from laughing before I 1 shotted her in the head. The dink has never sounded so epic.
The next round started, and confident with how crappy she was, I bought an awp, my best weapon. I waiting under the ladder again. But, with my luck she went banana and threw two flashes directly in front of me. Both exploded with me looking away, but I was still flashed. She rushed up and unloaded about 15 bullets from her M4A1 into my body, and killed me. No headshot for her though, even on a flashed guy.
With no money for the next round, I bought a UMP. The "worst" gun in CS. It is only good at long ranged burst firing. Which I knew she was going to try and snipe that round.
I bought my UMP and rushed directly into banana trowing a smoke grenade under the ladder for distraction from middle, and 2 over the wall in banana blinding all in A. With my luck, she wasn't there. I planted the bomb, and did a little bunny hopping to get on few crates next to the doorway in A.
I heard her throw a flash down banana then rush forward. I began to aim at head level ahead of the doorway, thinking that she would automatically look up where I was if she was pro. But, she didn't and ran directly into my crosshair without looking up. 5 shots, 2 miss, a chest and 2 headshots.
It was 3-1 and all my wins were headshots. The next 4 rounds, I preceded to awp and rush middle. Each round I was able to plant the bomb at B and snipe her while she was looking for me.
With it 7-1, I thought it would be fun to start "Pubbing it up". I bought myself an M249 and only a smoke grenade. I threw the smoke grenade down banana, and fell back to rush up alt mid. When I got underneath the lookout over alt-mid, she was standing there, with a scout, looking at the ladder, thinking I was waiting for the smoke to disappear. I pulled out my knife, and walked behind her. STABBED! Humiliation! Right in the back, 1 stab, 1 kill.
I heard her scream "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BULLSHIT!", across the gym. Thankfully, I was not sitting next to her to hear her complaining. And with 6 rounds left before we switched, I thought I would just dually from then on.
For the next 6 rounds, I went, banana, alt mid, middle, banana, alt mid, middle, then last with a banana. She didn't even see that pattern! I finished the last round up with a dually headshot.
Of course, she didn't even play remotely close like a pro. When I said for her to switch sides, she left the server. Within the next minute she was at my station, complaining how I use too many "cheap tactics." Referring to using too many nades.
Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK. If you have ever played and scrim, or even a pug scrim, you would know, grenades are essential.
With her ass put to place, the rest of the night, I played UT2k4 and WC3 DotA with a few of my friends, while she was complaining how I was being "unfair" for a 1v1.
Moral of story: Do not talk shit and lie about being pro, if you cannot back it up with a headshot at least.
Comments
ɤTriggerRhapsody
Spawn Camper
leave the real gaming to us hardcore people!
I wish I was there to see it!
Suicide is one way to tell God "You can't fire me! I quit!"
ɤcrazycycoclown
Artist
BUCK FUTTER!
Those who do not game only wish they can!
ѻdxd
is a level 50 Demon
Such a beautiful lie.
ʊchalkley3
I go where I please, and I please where I go
pfft.. BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Seriously though. Pwnt.
Prince Phillp to a Nigerian diplomat in traditional Nigerian garb: "You look as if you’re ready for bed."
ɤdm9rei
Gamer Chick
Really need to back it up if you're going to make a lie like that
ɤSkyrail
Team Kills For A Living
Make love, and war.
ӝNirach
Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra
Keep your eyes peeled for the average gamers.
Nothing's broken, it's just functioning differently.
ʊIrishancest
Legally Certified Warthog Operator
Beware. The Internewt is real!
I'll have a loil, on the rocks.
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ѻFuzzyLovePanda
Tried A Real Guitar After Guitar Hero
ѻkrissy
Gamer In High Heels
i've played tons of CAL matches with a CAL-I team. and of course, nades are your best friend. she was so lying. i love it when people say that they're pro and they really aren't. then you take your pro ass and pretty much own their face off. i LOVE it!!!
just gotta say one thing about this whole incident:
gg no re kthxbye<33
you can call me pwncess
http://www.lanboree.com
"Anywho... To sum it up for new people, Krissy is the following: 1.) Hawt 2.) Smart 3.) Sucks at CS" - IceAngel
ѻIceAngel
Headshot Hero
<3
"So, are you a girl Ice?"
*Hear a loud boom then a dink sound* "WHAT?! SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE BULLET PASSING THROUGH YOUR HEAD!!"
ѻkrissy
Gamer In High Heels
you can call me pwncess
http://www.lanboree.com
"Anywho... To sum it up for new people, Krissy is the following: 1.) Hawt 2.) Smart 3.) Sucks at CS" - IceAngel
ѻIceAngel
Headshot Hero
"So, are you a girl Ice?"
*Hear a loud boom then a dink sound* "WHAT?! SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE BULLET PASSING THROUGH YOUR HEAD!!"
ɤkitsunepunk02
Warmonger
haven't played CS and haven't played any FPS since my sophomore year of High School(college freshmen now).
and as always don't brag if you can't back it up.
Yeah!
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ɤFyrel
Is In Your Base, Killing Your Mans
ѻIceAngel
Headshot Hero
"So, are you a girl Ice?"
*Hear a loud boom then a dink sound* "WHAT?! SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE BULLET PASSING THROUGH YOUR HEAD!!"