Napalm Riot

For once, in my life, I feel that I have done something, that doesn't suck complete shit. I made a video of something I like, actually worked hard on it, and hopefully people like it too.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=w2PrGd7Ys38

So... last night was the Bound to the Road Tour's trip to Kentucky. The line-up was Side Sling Straight (something like that), Invitro, 36 Crazy Fists, Napalm Death, and Devildriver headlining.

At first, Walls of Jherico was suppose to play but could not make it. SSS took their place and noone in the hall knew who they were. A five foot 5 ish black girl got up on stage. The song started off with double bass and a cool guitar right. We all thought they would be like Flyleaf.... hell no... she started off screaming and the whole crowd went crazy. They were insane.

Next up was Invitro. My friends were saying how they were punk metal ish. I was kinda skeptic about them. When they got on stage they were all wearing lab coats and tin foil helmets of different shapes. All in all, their show was just metal mixed with MSI/GWAR stage play.

The third band was 36 Crazy Fists. All I knew was they were a more masculine version of the old KSE. They got on stage about six to seven feet tall. They announced they were all from Alaska which didn't really surprise me because of the physique. They did sound like the old KSE which wasn't that bad.

Fourth, the legendary metal hating Napalm Death. They don't really hate metal, just they make fun of it. But, one thing that doesn't make sense, they are one of the most metal bands I have ever heard live. They played "Suffer", a less than two second long song. Sadly, I was the only one in the whole hall that knew what they just played. When I cheered after, and the room was silent, the lead singer looks at me and said "That kid knows what the fuck is going on."

Last, Devildriver. They get on stage and the first song "Grinfucked" is played. Everyone went crazy and people started crowd surfing and getting on stage. The first person that got on stage, a security guard came up to take the kid away, but the lead singer stopped the song, and told the security guard to back off and let Kentucky have a great time. So, during their whole set, we got to stage dive and crowd surf without fault. I was able to get on stage 4 times and dive off. On the 5th time, while getting pushed on the top of the hands of everyone, a humongoloid stage dove right on me and kneed me in the back of the neck. Other than that, the set was great. They even played "Digging up the Corpses"!!!!!!! Started and ended with my two favorite songs by them.

All in all, the show was brutal and well worth the injury. A friend of mine that went with me, re-tore his ACL and was still moshing even with a torn ACL. So metal right there.

So, last night, was our school's LAN party. I had to go since I am an officer in STLP (Student Technology Leadership Program). Our past couple of LANs sucked because there was only about 40 people there. But, this one was different! There was nearly 70 people!

Anywho, along to the point. After we got set up, a friend of mine was forced to bring his little sister to the LAN. When she arrived she was bragging how she is apart of CAL-I with a team called Cronic or Kronic (not sure which spelling). Of course, the ass I am, I called her a bullshitting liar. Since there IS an age limit on CAL-I. She kept saying that she seriously is a paid gamer that is sponsored and everything.

Since I was enthralled by maybe playing with pros again (WSVG and few CAL-M+ seasons on my belt), I told her out and said, "Right here, right now. 1v1 de_inferno CAL rules."

She started laughing manically saying how there is no way in hell that I could win. With my ego shot down, we started. I started up the server and joined the T's while she joined CT's.

Before we made it official for the 1v1, I said its going to be 15-15 CAL rules switch after 15 to other team. Of course, her first mistake was saying, "CAL is 20-20 dumb fuck."

I nearly wanted to kill her right then. We started the match, and I bought my USP flash nade combo. I went up mid and stood next to the ladder waiting for her to pop up. I neglected looking towards banana since well... I hate going down banana. But, alas, she was there and she started shooting at me. She only hit me once in the foot. The moment I got shot, I did a quick 90 degree turn and 3 shots: Chest, Arm, and Head.

So far so good, 1-0 with 15 more to win. The next round started with me not buying anything cept some Kev & Helment. This time, I decided to wait under the ladder so I couldn't get shot from banana. She jumped out of mid with a nade and flashed me. While flashed, I pulled out my own flash nade and tossed it. Pretty sure I made contact, I rushed forward still flashed. With my luck, she was running directly into a wall shooting at it.

Okay, seriously, if you were pro, you could know how to hide behind a wall instead of running into it while flashed.

I waited a second to catch my breath from laughing before I 1 shotted her in the head. The dink has never sounded so epic.

The next round started, and confident with how crappy she was, I bought an awp, my best weapon. I waiting under the ladder again. But, with my luck she went banana and threw two flashes directly in front of me. Both exploded with me looking away, but I was still flashed. She rushed up and unloaded about 15 bullets from her M4A1 into my body, and killed me. No headshot for her though, even on a flashed guy.

With no money for the next round, I bought a UMP. The "worst" gun in CS. It is only good at long ranged burst firing. Which I knew she was going to try and snipe that round.

I bought my UMP and rushed directly into banana trowing a smoke grenade under the ladder for distraction from middle, and 2 over the wall in banana blinding all in A. With my luck, she wasn't there. I planted the bomb, and did a little bunny hopping to get on few crates next to the doorway in A.

I heard her throw a flash down banana then rush forward. I began to aim at head level ahead of the doorway, thinking that she would automatically look up where I was if she was pro. But, she didn't and ran directly into my crosshair without looking up. 5 shots, 2 miss, a chest and 2 headshots.

It was 3-1 and all my wins were headshots. The next 4 rounds, I preceded to awp and rush middle. Each round I was able to plant the bomb at B and snipe her while she was looking for me.

With it 7-1, I thought it would be fun to start "Pubbing it up". I bought myself an M249 and only a smoke grenade. I threw the smoke grenade down banana, and fell back to rush up alt mid. When I got underneath the lookout over alt-mid, she was standing there, with a scout, looking at the ladder, thinking I was waiting for the smoke to disappear. I pulled out my knife, and walked behind her. STABBED! Humiliation! Right in the back, 1 stab, 1 kill.

I heard her scream "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BULLSHIT!", across the gym. Thankfully, I was not sitting next to her to hear her complaining. And with 6 rounds left before we switched, I thought I would just dually from then on.

For the next 6 rounds, I went, banana, alt mid, middle, banana, alt mid, middle, then last with a banana. She didn't even see that pattern! I finished the last round up with a dually headshot.

Of course, she didn't even play remotely close like a pro. When I said for her to switch sides, she left the server. Within the next minute she was at my station, complaining how I use too many "cheap tactics." Referring to using too many nades.

Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK. If you have ever played and scrim, or even a pug scrim, you would know, grenades are essential.

With her ass put to place, the rest of the night, I played UT2k4 and WC3 DotA with a few of my friends, while she was complaining how I was being "unfair" for a 1v1.


Moral of story: Do not talk shit and lie about being pro, if you cannot back it up with a headshot at least.

So, I have been trying to finish this anime up called Rizelmine for quite some time. I finally got it transfered to my work laptop so I could watch it while defragging some servers. I got it transfered over and I just finished it. The series is 24 episodes that are 15 minutes each. But damn... each episode felt like a normal 25 minute episode. Anywho, on to the good stuff.

The series: It is about a 15 year old boy named Tomamaru. He has a strange obsession with older women *unlike spot and his little girl fetish... we all know you have one*. Anywho with that said, the government forces him to marry a 12 year old *spots dream*. He of course hates the idea, but his parents are paid a hella lot of money for it to happen. So, his family gets rich while he gets miserable.

The story just goes along with the girl trying to get him to love her and him trying to get with his married teacher. I am trying to not give too much away without telling everything. So, along with the kiddy moving in, her 3 government "papas" move in too. They are there to make sure everything does not go awry. ALSO, one of the "papas" actually has a real daughter who moves in next door. Who is also madly in love with Tomamaru. She is 4 years older than Tomamaru.

As you can see, it is a very eventful anime. You should go watch it! Sadly, if you are against partial nudity and I guess lolicon *not spot*, do not watch this. There are a couple of episodes that deal with topless situations so little minds beware.

[end rant] Ended, go watch it is now in the top 5 of my favorite animes [/close thread]